CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe, it slaps but u should neva listen to it in public. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM

Person 1:yo what did y'all do last night * wink

Person 2: oh yh "I saved dick by giving it CPR"

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CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

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CPR

The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).

Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"

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CPR

CPR also know as
Child
Paddleboat
Racing

Some kid: *drowning
Guy 1: HELP, THAT KID IS DROWNING
Guy2: Dont worry i know cpr, Child paddleboat racing
Guy1: good luck hiding the body

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CPR

A cheap excuse for a kiss.

Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.

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CPR

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.

-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect

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CPR

Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.

I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.

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