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A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"
Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club
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A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
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A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.
"My friend died from Covid."
"She must have had underlying condition."
A pre-existing medical issue that can increase a person's vulnerability to contracting coronavirus and/or dying from it.
Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.
Being human.
Just being alive felt like an underlying condition. Her asthma was an additional factor, she supposed, but each day she was getting news of yet another person coming down with corona. They were old, middle-aged, young, healthy or not.
A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.
"My friend died from Covid."
"Did she have an underlying condition?"
Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.
Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.