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When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.
My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.
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That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.
That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.
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The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.
Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
When someone farts loudly enough for all to hear and enjoy.
Oliver was in the other room when he heard Alexander play his couch whistle.
Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.
Often consumed, though always in secret.
After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”
Placing your butt on the edge of a couch and then laying back with legs straight out with head tipped forward - thus forming a luger like body position. Often performed while watching TV and often leads to a nap.
On his day off my buddy Stone does the couch luge all day watching movies and getting drunk and stoned.