Creamy toothbrush

The act of giving a blowjob and using the jizz as toothpaste to brush your teeth.

Adrian: "Hey, that girl's got smelly breath."
Jordan: "Yeah, I should give her a creamy toothbrush with my dong."
Adrian: “You mean your tic tac.”

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creamy custard

ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out

dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted

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Creamy Goodness

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

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creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

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creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

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creamy bozo

A "Creamy Bozo" occurs when a cumshot lands exclusivly on the tip of the nose and resembles a creamy clown nose.

when she was done sucking me off she looked up at me and had a creamy bozo on display.

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creamy comb

The sexual act in which a woman rubs her vagina on a man's head(cranium) while he is standing upright. After orgrasm the man's hair appears to have been combed with "cream".

I was walking down the street one day when a naked chick jumped on my head and gave me a creamy comb.

I didn't have time to shower, so my girl gave me a creamy comb.

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