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When an overly masculine individual who is obviously compensating for their insecurities is acting stupid, or engaging in WWE style puffery, you tell them to cry. This of course is an obvious threat to their fragile psyche and infuriates them to no end.
Example 1:
Compensating Individual: "At least I'm not some sally suzzy bags like you fart garglers."
You: "Shh, cry. Griffin cry."
Compensating Individual: "What the hell are you talking about?"
You: "Griffin cry."
Example 2:
Overly Masculine Compensating Individual: "When are you panty wastes going to go to the gun range?"
You: "Shh cry, just let it all out."
Overly Masculine Compensating Individual: "What?"
You: "Griffin cry."
When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.
She's gone, but it could never be. A cry-wank's all that's left for me.
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Contrary to popular belief "No Woman, No Cry" was not a song written about getting over a girl. They are the words Bob Marley sings to his woman to assure her that he will return. Basically saying, No woman, don't cry. In the song the man is a travelling minstrel telling his woman he will come back for her.
"So dry your eyes I say, and while I'm gone
everything is going to be alright
everything is going to be alright now
no woman no cry, no woman no cry"
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A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).
Johnny's mom just died, and when he tried to tell me about her, he broke into the ugly cry instead.
No movie can make you ugly cry like My Dog Skip.
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When you're a sad fuck and horny at the same time
Mike: god i wanna kill mah self
Tyler: why don't you just cry wank
Mike: *proceeds to kill himself*
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The feeling you experience the morning after you had a good crying session. Similar to an alcoholic hangover, it is characterized by headache, dehydration and a general feeling of crappyness.
Did you drink last night?
No, I'm suffering from a cry hangover.
Cry texting / Cry typing
Intentionally using typos and mispronunciation to guilt people and feel sorry for you.
e.g:
pleeeeesse take me back i;;m so sorry it was a one time i;;ll never cheat again i lov uuuuuuu pls pls
Bro this hoe cheating on me then tryna cry text me
ayo fuck that hoe