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Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


vietnamese cucumber

when you fuck a vietnamese chick with a cucmber !

Sean works at the grocery store, Mai Lynn likes his vietnamese cucumber.

by the Bukkake Boyz September 24, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.

Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.

by j-yo felony May 24, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cool Cucumber

When a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. The girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his pecker in between her butt cheeks.

Dude, last night I laid down the cool cucumber.

by Petey Jung June 18, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


crazy cucumber

A name used to describe a beautiful young girl with an amazing sense of humour. There is always space in their heart for you.

Oh hey crazy cucumber.

by Ellie smith February 21, 2017

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Cucumber Chris

Chris is an awesome and amazing person who never holds back to be their fantastic self. They are not afraid to be queer, and that is admirable. Also the creator of the term 'Kueeng', Chris is willing to stay up 'till 3am in their time just to get someone else to sleep.

Love ya Chis >:D

Person 1:"Is that really the person who thought of the 'Kueeng'?! "

Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"

Person 1:"They're so cool!"

by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocket cucumber

A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.

Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.

by ajj23 July 6, 2009

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