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A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.
She has a huge butt like Matt Damon.
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When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.
Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.
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A synonym to watermelon because when quickly glanced at the words look surprisingly similar.
Did you try on the Matt Damon flavor of chap stick yet?
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V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.
James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."
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a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this
say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.
"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
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