Dell G5

Crappy gaming laptop, overheats and throttles.

"You are getting a new super-deluxe Dell G5 gaming laptop for Christmas!"
*opens it*
*uses it for first game* "Cool!"
1 day later
*laptop overheats to nearly catching on fire*

dell city

A town full of beaners that generally has a 99% chance that the alumni don’t go anywhere and stay to smoke crack and the girls are ugly Af so the guys date girls from other towns.

Dell city is lit Af, lets never go

weed dell

That dude:
Bad motherfucker:

That nigga weed dell is looking for yo ass!

p-dell

slang for drunken fool.
perfect term to call someone and adults won't realize it
Derivative- the gujarati word for alcoholic "pidele"

Hey p-dell how was that party? You remember any of it?

Dell Belly

The act of warming your belly and cooling your laptop at the same time by lifting up your shirt so it doesn't overheat and your belly stays toasty.

Last night I had a dell belly going on and it was nice.

Dell Mango

An old man who is sassy and ripe like a mango,

Wow what a Dell Mango Bro.

gettin a dell

A phrase usually said to someone else who's meal looks very appealing. Derived from "DELicious". A play on the popular DELL computer commercials.

Example 1

Friend: *gets delicious looking meal*
Me: "Dude you're gettin a delllllll"

Example 2

"Man we gotta stop at Donalda's I need to get a fuckin dell"