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when your banging a girl you put your hand in her mouth and hold onto the teeth in her top jaw. yanking the bitch forward by her teeth every time you thrust for that added pleasure.
Guy 1 : I totally gave this girl the dentist the other night.
Guy 2 : Did you pull her forward on each thrust
Guy 1 : Of course it adds to the pleasure
the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ
2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?
4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?
9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's
*all other dentist sigh in unison
5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?
A person qualified to treat the diseases and conditions that affect the teeth and gums, especially the repair and extraction of teeth and the insertion of artificial ones.
Mom do I have my dentist appointment today?
A place where you are constantly frightened to go because you fear when you leave you will have no teeth left and your lips will be sucked into you mouth
James: dude I gotta go to the dentist
Mike : bye.
A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.
The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.
A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.
The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.
that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u
Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish