Random
Source Code
Random
When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.
Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.
Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.
94👍 13👎
When you make a girl take a horse laxative and proceed to engage in anal sex, the diarrhea squirts through the seams between her ass and his dick.
Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.
71👍 14👎
(n.) Child molester who preys only on females.
Amy is a lesbo hymea destroyer. She is also short and fat.
4👍 24👎
The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!
Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p
A person (man or woman) who radiates such a sexual energy that not only are they a destroyer of pussy, but their presence alone can make a person gay.
Ryo Marufuji is a real Dick Destroyer I tell you what
1👍 3👎
After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
A kid who likes to eat and destroy cock on a daily schedule.
You see that andrew the cock destroyer over there
8👍 1👎