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the kind of diabetes you get when someone talks constantly about how in love he or she is, because it's too sweet for your pancreas to handle, like way too much sugar all the time.
friend 1: if you're wondering what that smile on my face is all about its because I have had the best month ever. lovin me some friend 2. sorry for causing you all to get type 3 diabetes.
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friend 1: ummm can it be about 4 pm tomorrow so I can be back in friend 2's arms?!?! i'll help pay for your insulin since it's my fault you have type 3 diabetes now.
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friend 3: is SO happy my baby came home last night!! Time to shop for a Christmas tree, decorate it and have a lazy Sunday with her :) Life couldn't get any better :). you definitely have type 3 diabetes by now, everyone!
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All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
More correctly, Type 2 Diabetes. It is a form of Diabetes caused by complex interactions between carbohydrate consumption, insulin resistance, and obesity.
The United States has an epidemic of obesity and Adult Onset Diabetes due to the effects of eating according to the Food Guide Pyramid and % Daily recommended allowance.
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Occurs on July 18th.
Do we really need to question this?
Give out hugs to all those poor suckers with this ailment.
They go through enough, show them some support and love with a good 'ole hug :)
Besides, we got all thouse other Hug-A-blank Days. Why not spread the love with some more hugs
Happy Hug A Diabetic Day! I get free hugs :)
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When a diabetic masturbates. Can be both genders, and may include the use of needles.
Devan - "Jj, you can't Diabete your Meat right now."
Jj - "But their penises are touching!"
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Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death
Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas
Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)
F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there
Sentence 2
F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes