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The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!
The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.
Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"
Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.
“God that’s so dirk”
“Son of a dirk”
“Smells like dirk”
That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.
Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk
The opposite of something being 'lit'
Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"
A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.
The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.
1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.
2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.
3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.
(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!
(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.