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A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.
Wanna go get some dress shoes?
When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)
Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"
Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"
Rosie: "I don't get it..."
Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
Sex in public dress
Alternate name for a form-fitting, knit dress, especially a sweater dress not past mid thigh in length. Person wearing the dress may be perceived as "hot."
Such a dress may cause the person wearing it or those who see her to think of the possibilities of Sex in Public due to the ease of which the act could take place while wearing it.
"Damn, that sho nuff is a SIP dress, girl you look hot!"
Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!