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full solar eclipse

When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.

Dan gave Yolanda a full solar eclipse.

by MattC12 August 23, 2017


total eclipse of the heart

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

by Vanity Trash Reba November 10, 2005

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Total Eclipse of the Havarti

A burger that comes with havarti cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

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Sonic Eclipse Online

Sonic Eclipse Online (Also known as SEO) is an incomplete Roblox fangame that attempts to recreate the gameplay from the Sonic Adventure line of games. As of recent, the game has been getting a lot of backlash for not being worked on fast enough, and the allegations against the development team. (Google "DoctorRofatnik" for more information.)

1: ay bruh that game aint comin out any time soon
2: damn fr? thas that Sonic Eclipse Online type beat yknaa'm sayin
1:no cap

by Rye Lee June 6, 2021

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2017 Solar Eclipse

The first total solar eclipse to cross the continental United States coast to coast since 1918. A striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by NASA and "eclipse glasses" manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. Like other events that are blown out of proportion (I'm looking at you Dana White), money stands to be made by convincing people that they must see this. Hotel rooms in Hopkinsville, Kentucky for example are all but sold out in anticipation for the "event of totality" in which the sun will be completely blocked by the moon for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Problem is; if there is even light rain occurring that day, people who have traveled thousands of miles to see a "once in a lifetime" event (even though total eclipses happen multiple times per decade) will see nothing. There are thousands of other natural phenomenon that occur regularly such as volcanoes, The Door to Hell, aurora borealis, etc. that one has a guaranteed chance of seeing if they spend their money to get to them. Life will go on as usual after this eclipse, until a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ another event comes along that whips the general population into a frenzy.

Person 1: Brah, you driving to South Carolina to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse next week?
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.

by HotPcktz July 27, 2017


Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname August 22, 2017


Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021