a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.
john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))
It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.
Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”
Bring me thereplz
I failed my final and now I need some undercover eggplant
A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.
Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?
Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.
I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.
eggplant casserole is very cool
hey do you see eggplant casserole
yeah it's cool
A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.
Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".