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eggplant

a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.

john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))

by minercrafter123 June 21, 2022


Eggplant

It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.

Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”

by lessdumblonde June 14, 2019


undercover eggplant

Bring me thereplz

I failed my final and now I need some undercover eggplant

by Poopoohole69 December 15, 2017


Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 4, 2021


Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 27, 2017


eggplant casserole

eggplant casserole is very cool

hey do you see eggplant casserole

yeah it's cool

by mynameisted November 24, 2021


Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 7, 2023