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Device used to take selfies with your smartphone.
The girl with the ego stick is showing herself a whole lotta love.
In first-person shooters where you peak around a corner with your ego rather than your brain
AYO! Watch me ego peak this! *gets headshot*
When an older person refuses to take advice or listen to a younger individual. And fails because of it.
Clint has so much elder ego, he refused advice from a 14 year old and now we can’t fit everything in the moving van.
Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?
Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!
Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?
n. (proper)
name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.
in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.
the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:
1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.
2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.
3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.
4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.
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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
Someone whos head actually grows in size from there ego being so large
Example: alex's bigheaded ego got him made fun of cuz his head actually had grown 3 times the size it was when he was a well mannered young adult
The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.
- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
{Ego Masturbation)