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Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021


Ewan

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.

Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!

by fuckitlollll November 24, 2021


Ewan Arkley

A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk

Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway

by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018


Ewan Arkley

A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk

Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway

by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018


Ewan K

Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.

You are being a real Ewan K. today, and I love it!

by enlightened_sage March 22, 2022


Ewan epic wubbox

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My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox

by singing monsters lover January 13, 2024


Ewan Gould

Someone who likes happy tapioca

Ewan Gould is so wierd he really love happy tapioca

by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022