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when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
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1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...
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the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.
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A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum
Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"
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Just the stupidest most absurd excuses that anyone could make. It's actually so unbelievable it just makes me question how do you even think of these excuses. It's harder to think of these excuses than to actually pass the HSC.
Person 1: Stop throwing the game
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses
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A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.
Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.
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An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
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