faux resident

when a tourist poses as a resident of the country they're visiting, because they don't like people to know they're tourist or just because they're pretentious.

They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.

"Every time I go to New York, I become a faux resident. I hate when people know I'm a tourist."

Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.

Faux-Bo

(Prnounced Foe-Boe)
When a guy sits down and his pants arch up in a way that creates a fake boner.

John: what the hell mike? whats in your pants?
Mike: Dude, chill. Its just a Faux-Bo

faux job

n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.

"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."

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Faux-Ku

A haiku-like poem, free of the traditional meter and length restrictions, but resembling the age-old art form.

It was a beautiful faux-ku poem, full of rich emotion, but totally breaking the rules. Example:
The words were beautiful
As always.
You too are beautiful
In so many ways.
You are a part of us
Inseparable and Loved.

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Faux Ghetto

Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.

1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.

2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.

3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity

4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."

5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.

Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.

Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"

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Faux News

A worthless "news" network that is obsessed with proving that Donald Trump isn't a incompetent worthless piece of dog shit. Additionally, it is an echo-chamber for America conservatives so that they only have to listen to what they want to hear instead of... you know... reality. Faux News was also instrumental in the development of "Fake News" and pioneered the tactic in the 2016 Presidential Election.

Synonyms: Bullshit, Fake News, Propaganda, Worthless information, Neo-con con, Donald Trump's Lord and Master.

That is some Faux News right there. Total Faux News.

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faux shaux

Just a fancy way of saying fo sho.

Dude1: She's hot!
Dude2: Faux Shaux!

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