Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

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fencing girl

Like a normal girl but wayyyy cooler.

I’m a fencing girl, it’s true, why else would I be named cool fencer?

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Painting the Fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

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penis fencing

1. when two bonobo apes frot
2. when two flatworms mate, each one trying to thrust its penis into the other one in order to impregnate it

penis fencing, it fencing with penises

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picket fencing

(Repeater Term) A condition experienced on VHF and above where a signal rapidly fluctuates in amplitude causing a sound akin to rubbing a stick on a picket fence. If a repeater user's signal isn't strong enough to maintain solid access to the machine's input (such as when operating from a vehicle passing beneath underpasses or through hilly terrain), the signal would be hard to copy because of a pronounced, rapid fluttery or choppy characteristic.

We can't copy you, you're picket fencing really badly.

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swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.

"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"

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Nose fencing

The act of rubbing noses while making out with your spouse, significant other, friend, or random acquaintance.

"After we frenched for a few seconds, she broke the lip lock I had on her and started nose fencing!" "Dude, you got nosed!"

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