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Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching
Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.
Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
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A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.
"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."
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another name for a deep robing sex session
"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"
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To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)
"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"
"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
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a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers
as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret
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A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.
Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.
Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal
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When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.
Mate i just Tickled the Ferret
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Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...
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