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A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids
Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler
When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.
Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.
To call somebody peter .how are you peter. Peter fiddler looks like a pedo. A peter.
Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”
Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear
As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.
A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."
10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
It is a term for when someone is bad at fiddling and is a loser
Josie is such a loser fiddler!