A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids
Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler
When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.
Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.
To call somebody peter .how are you peter. Peter fiddler looks like a pedo. A peter.
Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.
“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”
Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”