non filter

Riping a bare ass fart. no underwear or pants to filter the sound or smell.

abby wanted me to rip a non filter on her face.

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pimms filter

Young ladies who get drunk on pimms at garden parties and proceed to shed their panties for young studs.

The party was spoiled by the distinct lack of pimms filters in attendance, there were a couple of cougars there so all was not lost.

6👍 3👎

filter blunt

Adding straws or cardboard to filter the end of a blunt to make the blunt hit substantially harder. The straws must be placed in a bee hive shape and the cardboard is a circular shape

filter blunts are the way to go when you smoke

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Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

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faggot filter

A person who hears the sexual or gay parts of every conversation

Person 1: I heard that Kevin has a huge dong.
Faggot Filter: Did someone say "huge dong"?

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ethnic filter

1. When a person's nationality, ethnicity or accent acts as a filter and obstructs the traits of said person's real personality and attributes

2. When someone with a different accent or nationality is seen as exotic to another person, in turn filtering out other personal qualities, or lack thereof.

3. See International Filter

A semi-ugly annoying British guy who always has a runny nose and wears high pants getting together with a hot, gorgeous Australian girl.

Sam: "I can't believe I didn't notice what a boring, uninteresting silly buns Mike is"
Peter: "well, how could you have known, what with the ethnic filter?"

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filter fucked

Not properly fitting in the filter into the coffee maker so that grains of coffee escape into the coffee pot and inevitably into your cup.

Christian: Hey bro I made some coffee.
Jon: Ahh shit, the filter is all messed up.
Jon: Bro, you just filter fucked the coffee!

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