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1. a common free game played by virgins or broke people
2. it can also be played by broke ass niggas
hey wanna play fortnite
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What young virgins play around age 7-27 because they decided to quit masturbating. So call "dickheads" at school use this and brag about packs, "v-bucks", kills, wins.
Person 1:"Oh mate, I've have 43 wins on Fortnite" Person 2: "Oh really now dickhead, you suck I got 57, and better guns!"
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A game whose fan-base is most likely kids who clicked on an Ali-A or Muselk video on YouTube. The game has two modes, a multiplayer mode -Battle Royale- or the 'PVE' mode -Save the World.
-If you play Battle Royale, you are most likely a 12 year old who brags about their win on social media and/or still your mom's credit card because you really really want that John Wick skin.
12 Year Old #1: Have you ever tried Fortnite? It's REALLY fun.
12 Year Old #2: Hey, bruv. Did you see my 10 Battle Royale wins on Snapchat?
Me, who isn't a bandwagoner: No-one gives a shit about your wins.
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The game that has my boyfriend attention 24/7
Fortnite is the game that will snatch your man from you !
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A game where broke niggas can flex their virginity on snapchat
Oh look. Another Virgin has posted a fortnite win on his snapchat story.
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Game where virgins and ugly ass niggas spend their time while not speaking with women
I don’t have a life so I’ll play Fortnite
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A free game by Epic Games that is blowing up the internet more than any Paul brothers disstrack. It's a cartoony version of PUBG (Players Unknown Battle Ground) where pretty much 100 players drop into a map full of alliterate town names such as: Pleasant Park, Tilted Towers, Flush Factory and yeh you get the idea.
The storm is some big scary thing that nobody likes to be stuck in. Depending at what stage in the game you are at this storm can be lethal. So once the circle shrinks get whatever you are doing done immediately and get your ass into the circle or your useless ass is dead (unless you have medkits and you know the right time to use it).
What separates this from PUBG is that you can build bases and protection while you heal up from a intense shoot out with another guy with no life. If you wanna look cool you can spend millions of dollars on "V-Bucks" to buy outfits. Oh and how could I forget, the wicked dance moves. Once you kill someone and take all their precious loot or just when you feel like it you can just dab if you're some twelvie and still thinks thats cool, or you can go back to 2012 when gangnam style was cool and "Ride the pony." There is more cringy dance moves but there are also some cool ones.
PERSON 1: "HEY HAVE YOU PLAYED FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE?"
PERSON 2: "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF A THING CALLED A LIFE?"
PERSON 1: "A WHAT??"
PERSON 2: "A LIFE YOU F'KING IDIOT, A LIFE!!
PERSON 1: "OH YEH I LOST THAT THING WHEN I STARTED PLAYING FORTNITE"
PERSON 2: YEH NO SHIT, I DID TO"
PERSON 1: SO DO YOU WANNA PLAY FORTNITE?"
PERSON 2: YES , YOU WANNA PLAY DUOS?"
PERSON 1: SURE
PERSON 3: WHEN I KILL YOU I WILL DAB OVER YOUR BODY BECAUSE I'M A TWELVIE ."
PERSON 1 & 2: GO AWAY!!
PERSON 3: FINE BUT JAKE PAUL ALWAYS SAYS TO DAB ON THEM HATERS SO IM GONNA DAB ON YOU
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