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freedom frisk

Another name for TSA's secondary screening 'enhanced' pat-down that involves palming genitalia and cuping/twisting women's breasts.

Hey Tom, did you go through the backscatter x-ray porno microwave machine at the airport?

Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.

Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?

by urbandict0rx November 19, 2010


Freedom Wood

Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.

Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung

by pacob December 13, 2011


Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

by Webster May 9, 2003

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Freedom Fighter

Depending on your viewpoint, either a hero or a terrorist.

Red Army Faction (Germany), Chechens (Chechenya), Palestinians (Israel), White Rose (Nazi Germany), USA (World)

by DeadByDawn November 8, 2004

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Freedom Fart

The beautiful sound of the GAU-8 Avenger in the A-10 Warthog. The sound is extremely specific to the GAU-8 and causes incredible destruction. If you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.

Freedom Farts = Dead Taliban

by AirForce24 January 8, 2012

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freedom fries

In France, american cheese is now called idiot cheese

do we really need an example for this?

by can you open my milk mommy February 23, 2005

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freedom of speech

The freedom to an opinion and the right to express it in a non-violent and non-threatening manner. It does not, as opposed to what many people think, grant the freedom to say anything without consequences.

John: "I can threaten to kill you and your family all I want, it's freedom of speech."
Dave: "You're an idiot."

by nbtrap August 1, 2007

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