freedom fries

In France, american cheese is now called idiot cheese

do we really need an example for this?

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freedom fries

Part of a pathetic attempt to reduce France's status because it doesn't support an unjust and imperialistic war. Those who invented this term seem to have forgotten that France gave us the Statue of Liberty and a huge chunk of territory known as the Louisiana Purchase. Not to mention that America would still be a British colony if it weren't for the French. Come to think of it, the world would be better off if there wasn't any United States.

french fries -> freedom fries
french toast-> freedom toast
french kiss -> freedom kiss
peking duck -> democracy duck
guinea worm -> liberty worm
turkey -> independence bird
world -> America
inspections -> war
statesmanship -> war
diplomacy -> war
peace -> war

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Fried hard

(Philly) Nice/common way of saying "I don't want no raw damn chicken wings!" when ordering at the chinese store. Sometimes the cook will show you the wings before drowning them in condiments, putting the onus of the level of "doneness" on you.

Aye let me get 4 chicken wings.. FRIED HARD PLEASE with SPK and a homemade Iced tea.

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fried chicken

Some damn good eatin'. Considered a favorite of blacks (for actually quite some time, like decades), but anyone can eat this luscious, succulent treat. ^.^

"Get me summa dat friiiied chicken mothufucka!"

"A word of advice : Hardees fried-chicken is delicious, but it will give you a bowel-attack if you're not careful."
-me

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tequila fries

An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)

(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.

You should really eat something

No dude I want tequila

These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries

OK

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dropped fries

when you drop your fries

"aw man dropped fries"

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Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

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