fuck your friends february

This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.

Will you be my partner for Fuck Your Friends February?

5👍 3👎

Fuck your dog

I want fuck you dog

I really wny fuck your dog

2👍 15👎

Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

16👍 18👎

Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

I fucked your boyfriend

Y'all know "I fucked your mom" so this is better lolll

Sarha : I fucked your boyfriend
Jack: I fucked your mom

Fuck your friend day

November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you

Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day

I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you

I fucked your mom

This phrase is what a 9 year old days when he looses a match of fortnite 1v1

Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT