Junkie GPS

How junkies always know where to get drugs

Keisha: Follow me girl, this way to the pot.

Tanya: How do you always know where to get the good stuff?

Keisha: I got Junkie GPS, girl

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gp

Shorthand for Grandpa.

My gp had to go to the hospital.

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GPS face

A driver's face illuminated by a dashboard GPS at night.

At 5 am the highway if full of GPS faces.

gps

These letters abbreviate the phrase... Gorda Piece of Shit (GPS)(G.P.S.)

What are you lookin at, that bitch aint nothing but a GPS. Damn, this club is full of GPS... lets get the hell outta here.

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GP EXPERIENCE

An event that only happens on Tuesdays. Often comes with laughter, smiles and an unforgettable experience that is leaving many students in a great mood.

"Are you ready for the GP EXPERIENCE?"

"I can't believe this event wasn't GP EXPERIENCE approved."

"The GP EXPERIENCE will leave you stunned..."

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GP-Effed

Also, "GPF-ed." This refers to the annoying ability of a gps devices to route you to dead-end roads, through the 'hood, or other places that are in no way logical to get from point "a" to point "b."

"Sorry I'm so late! I got GP-Effed and ended up going thirty miles down some back road to get here!"
"Did you hear banjos?"

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Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".

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