German

When someone hits you on the top of your head with their fist for saying something stupid.

John: Can we eat chicken?

Jasin: no shit. Dude! That's a German (hits John on his head)

John ouch!!:

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German

1.a shit hole land mass consisting of
women who look like men and men that look like the pimple on my ass.

2.another word for shit.

"Look Tom, I bet that's the biggest German you've seen. All I ate were saurkraut and German(shitty)beer."

"That is one smelly German"

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Germans

Beer guzzling car maker, but ugly, hairy, and stink like cabbage. They, along with the Brits voted as the ugliest tourist in the world. Often spot in the Bar got drunk

Person 1: Who's that drunk ugly hairy mofo over there?
Person 2:That must be the Germans

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german science

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

Swamp German

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

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Lauren German

A beautiful and talented actress known for her role in Lucifer as Chloe Decker. She’s a

"transforms straight people into gay people" trap with a sexy jawline.

Person (straight woman ) 1: I think I may have a crush on Lauren German

Person 2 : Aren’t you straight?
Person (now gay) 1: Screw that !

german

The parents of mesmos or the similar grandparents have in the two the mãa as a paternal side -used normally after the substantive that modifies and linked up, to him by an I draw

These Germans are really steaming up my glasses!

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