Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

How to give a fuck

This question is used when we want to express an illusory interest in a given topic.

Majkela: Filip, I'm googling how to give a fuck about what you talking about.
Filip: Ok

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

Not giving a fuck

A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...

#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon

---not giving a fuck---