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A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.
Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.
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A flipagram on social media that shows two hoodrats holding each other's crotches and flaunting around drug money saying they want matching Bentley's and Jordan's with sayings like "When bae becomes wife" with a Chris Brown song playing in the background.
OMG bae! Kim and Kanye are relationship goals fr fr!
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Oh my goodness, Courtney and Eloise are such couple goals
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"I wish our relationship was like Grace and Dylan's, they're relationship goals!"
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When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights
Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"
or
"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"
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Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.
Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.
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Someone who digs for goals without being a gold digger.
Arieann: Sam you're such a gold digger!
Sam: No, I'm a GOAL digger!
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