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Password Gonzalez is dumb stupid to the bone. He has a pet fish he calls ‘phish’, and a dog named ‘kat’, and cat named ‘god’, his mothers name is draquais and his fathers name is elephant shit, he also has a pet pigeon named ‘calculator’ and a snake named ‘demonte the third’. Password is a real idiot
example 1
John: Het do you talk to password.
Anthony: Gonzalaez?
John: Yea
Anthony: No that guys an absolute idiot. By the way who the hell names their kid ‘Password’
example 2
Bob: Man Toni just fell on some air particles.
Gary: Please don’t be a password gonzalez
An amazing human being. Sister of Gabbie Gonzalez. Has a cute ass niece named Lavender, whos dad is Jack Avery!
Wow have you seen Rachel Gonzalez lately, she's stunning!!!
Blessed by the best never the less strong Follower of Jesus Christ. one of a kind man a love like no other it's Always with me.
Enrique Elijah Gonzalez lll is a good man.
A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
Kahrina Gonzalez is known to be of the few miracles living on planet earth as well as a devil pissed of by one another
Kahrina Gonzalez is unique
bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.
Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,