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the selfless act of working your way into the pants of a fat ugly female troll so that your buddy can get laid by her more-appealing ladyfriend; hopefully he signals his success before you have to actually consumate the deal, you don't want to be waking up in the morning with the coyote ugly troll laying in your bed
Two hotties came into the bar with their troll in tow; I decided to fall on the grenade so that Ken and Matt could get laid by the hotties. Fortunately Lucinda the Troll wanted to go slow so after I had heard the bedsprings in the other two rooms I told her I had a headache and gave her Rob's cellphone number then told her to call me 3 days hence.
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Saying "I love you" for the first time, especially if you're nervous about it and taking a chance.
Sally was shocked when Bob dropped the golden grenade on their first date.
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Weapon in the world of Warcraft which will turn your player or other players into knight elf mowhaks.
Also a sexual position when you lay your dick on top of a girls head much like a Mohawk and cum on her face while sayin one of mr t's classic lines like " don't gimme no back talk" or "knight elf mohawk." basically anything with a mr t voice will do just fine
Yeah I just got a Mohawk grenade - I'm gunna make the world of warcraft look great!!
Guy1: yeah i just gave my girlfriend the mohawk grenade
Guy2: how'd she take it?
Guy1: idk she was still in shock when I finished
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Presron Grenade is like Preston Garvey but way better, he has a metric shit ton of Fucking grenades. Dont talk shit or he will nuke you to another dimention.
Preston Grenade is a badass.
VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.
Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”
a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!
"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."
"Damn."
playing porn on a mobile device and lobbing the device into the victims bed while they are sleeping.
"Hey Nate, Dude did you hear dat i woke charlie up last night wit a porn grenade? said ryan
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