A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it
That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college
Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.
Hey man, don't hob leg me here!
When your wife has been "Hobbed" she has been fucked by Suffocation guitarist Terrance Hobbs.
An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,
After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"
Someone who has sex with door knobs.
Did you know that Jake is a Hob-Knocker.