Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

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Mental health advocate

A legitimately crazy b*tch on the internet; usually a jobless e-girl with expensive tastes. The self-perceived noblest calling of useless “influencers” everywhere.

Used as a self-described label in order for her to justify her internet presence as a “legitimate service” (to whom? Humanity presumably) which really consists of posting a slew of bikini selfies (not that there’s anything wrong with that.. ) regularly interrupted by tearful emotional cries for help, rants against people they feel have slighted them, and “inspirational quotes” of dubious value and provenance.

She lists “mental health advocate” on her resume, is that what her OnlyFans are paying for?

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Health food freak

A person who is obsessed with healthy eating e.g. one who cuts salt and sugar intake, eats organic, avoids processed food and is scared of eating unhealthy.

I an such a health food freak, I am even scared of hanging out with friends!

Stub toe health

In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death

Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"

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My Mental Health

Fucked

My mental health is fucked

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Personal health day

A day used not for work, schoolwork, chores or anything of the sort to take a break from the trials and tribulations of everyday life. It is used to rest and nothing more.

Usually used on a weekend or perhaps through feigning sick for classes or work.

"I took a personal health day on Tuesday so I could catch up on sleep and my TV shows... I've been working non-stop since last Monday!"

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Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

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