when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass
hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet
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A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects
The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.
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Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.
"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"
Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"
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The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.
Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!
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the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet
"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."
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what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks
excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap
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