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A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.
All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
Dude I'm really enjoying studying Canadas History with this chick.
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is an unpleasant state that occurs when someone who has recently participated in the 2010 week-long summer teacher institute, wakes up the Saturday after returning home to realize they don't need to be up, dressed, and in their designated spot by 7:30 AM. They realize the day's schedule is empty or at least empty of authentic historical experiences. They must wear their civilian clothing all day long! There is no historical clothing waiting to be worn.
Those 24 participants had to abruptly curtail their emersion in history which has left a major void.
Symptoms include: boredom, loneliness, anxiety about being cut off from the historical triangle, jitters from wanting to reach out and touch an artifact, cravings to be standing on the same ground as John Smith, actually WANTING to start school before September in order to try out new interpreting ideas!
WARNING: Could be contagious!
Friend: "Are you totally excited to be back home from the institute? I bet you have a million things you want to do!"
(you are laying on the couch, staring blankly at the wall in front of you)
You: "Nah dude! I can't do anything. I'm going through history withdrawal. I need to be in Jamestown or Yorktown getting more knowledge!"
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a teacher who teaches things you will never use and eventually forget entirely, but things they're the most important things to know in the universe.
"Ugh. My History teacher is the worst. They assinged us an essay we didn't know about until now that's due tomorrow!"
"I know, right?"
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The History of the United States of America. Founded in 1776 by our Founding Fathers including and not limited to General George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton. George Washington wanted to be elected by the people and did not want to be King; he became the first president in 1789 followed by Adams (The only Founding Father who did not own slaves) and Jefferson (Penned the Declaration of Independence, buyer of the Louisiana Purchase.)
Between 1776 - 1860, more states in the West entered into the Union while the North and South became separated due to economy & slavery. After Abraham Lincoln was elected, the South became their own country: Confederate States of America with President Elect Jefferson Davis. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation which freed the slaves. Civil War broke out at Fort Sumter, climaxed at Gettysburg and ended at the Alamo: 600,000 dead. The Union was preserved. Reconstruction followed.
Following Events:
1914 - 1918 WW1
1920 - 1928 The Roaring 20's
1928 Stock Market Crash
1928 - 1941 - The Great Depression
1932 New Deal
December 7th, 1941 - Pearl Harbor
1941 - 1945 WW2
Between the years of 1947 - 1988, the Cold War was fought as a chess game on the planet and even to the moon between the two superpowers: the United States and Russia. Both participated in the Nuclear Arms race and the space race. Both put their troops/weapons near each other aiming them at each other. Ronald Reagan was able to resolve the War in 1988.
Other Key Events:
1959 – 1975 Vietnam War (50,000 American soldiers dead)
1961 - Bay of Pigs invasion
1962 - Cuban Missle Crisis
1963 - Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" Speech; Kennedy Assissinated
1968 – King Assassinated
1974 – Watergate, Nixon resigns
1988 – Cold War ends
1991 – First Bush, first Iraq War
2000 – Second Bush wins contested 2000 election.
2001 – September 11th Attacks; War in Afghanistan
2003 – 2009 Second Iraq War (4,000 – 5,000 American soldiers dead)
Do you know your American History?
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The act of a man or several men getting hammered drunk on yukon jack dressed as moose. The men then take large swigs of maple syrup and spit it in eachothers assholes. The men all clench their anuses, holding the syrup in, for twelve minutes, then splash it all into the Stanley Cup trophy....men without Stanley Cup trophies generally use commemorative Canada mugs sold to tourists. They then drink the syrup out of the cup. Then they fuck. In the butt.
"So me and Martin went over to Willies house and made some more Canadas History. Wicked sloppy."
"Gross bro."
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Art History is a class in which you learn to analyze art. You also learn the history behind said art. It is considered a fairly easy class to take in College. If you put forth an effort, you'll actually learn the basics of analyzing art though.
Most people do not take into consideration just how boring it can be.
You are looking up Art History on Urban Dictionary because you are trying to do an Art History paper and are bored out of your mind.
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fucking a chick while using the stanley cup as a condom while shoving a moose antler up each of your asses and using a jug of maple syrup as lube
Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canadas History
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