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The Battle of Yorktown actually occured in 1781, not 1776.
Yorktown
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A town which was important during the american revolution, but since has done not much except do poorly in sports, especially football and basketball. Most people from there aspire to be good athletes, like people from Mahopac. Yorktown does nothing but trash-talk about its sports programs, but does not back it up, nor do they produce during the sports games.
John:"Dude, that kids from Yorktown!"
Paul:"Yeah he thinks hes good at basketball but he has less hops than a Nagasaki-an boy after World War two..."
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place where independence was won in 1776, in VA, 757.
Americans battle the British in Yorktown to win our country's freedom.
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Average Westchester town, less money than Bedford, more than Peekskill.
At a Yorktown party, you see Jettas and Jeeps. At a Chappaqua party, you see BMW's and Benz's.
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A small town in Westchester where all the kids sit around and hate on Somers , NY because they think they are better than them. They are known as the Corn Huskers and there mascot is corn and is the worst mascot in mascot history. Last but not least they go to state championships and lose, how tragic.
wow, look he is bringing a poster about Somers killing various rappers he must be from Yorktown NY
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A town in which everything and everyone are judged and once you are you live with it until you leave high school. About 90% of the kids living in Yorktown Heights are Wiggers, Albanians, or Italians, claiming to have moved to Y.H. from various "hoods". The rising of "Goths" is also beginning to take notice in Yorktown Heights. Unfortunately, Yorktown Heights isn't very tolerant of other ethnicities, races, religions, or orientations. Like I stated earlier, society in Yorktown Heights will judge you for every little thing you do, so watch your back. Contrary to popular belief, Yorktown Heights isn't filled to the brim with snobby, rich, greedy assholes. Y.H. is in Westchester County, yes, but there are poor parts of Yorktown Heights, too, just like any other area in the U.S. There is a high level of police presence and there are many drug related and violence related crimes that are committed in Yorktown Heights. On a separate note, Yorktown Heights has sweet Lacrosse, Football, and Baseball teams that have won and are still winning multiple New York State Championships, just look at our High School Gymnasium!
Wigger - Hey yo dawg ju wanna go dewntewn to dat firamens canival in Yorktown Heights gangsta?!?!?
Normal Guy - What the hell are you saying man?!
Wigger - Nah nah man im down wit da set up in dis mothafucka man!!!
Normal Guy - OK see ya dude...
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When a couple, usually a promiscuous gay couple, is engaging in intercourse and the index finger and thumb are inserted into the anus of either partner, and then used to apply a "Titty twister" to the opposite partner. (Usually done while fingers are dripping in feces for full effect.)
"I gave Dave the best yorktown streetsweeper he's ever had - his prostate practically burst."
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