Random
Source Code
Random
A game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. While holding a Hobo Beating Stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. The object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. Players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit.
Chief: "I'm bored. Let's play Hobo Ball."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!"
Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points."
15👍 1👎
A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.
Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!
40👍 6👎
A musician known for his eccentric scat-like speech known as swamp talking. Part of the band "Hobo Slobo and The Strong Armed Jugnuts".
Hobo Slobo says "Skeebop Badoobop bluebah seedah!"
14👍 1👎
Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.
Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"
Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."
52👍 9👎
When a hobo finds you attractive.
While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".
29👍 4👎
(verb) To hang out in a book store reading a book that you do not intend to buy. Used most commonly with manga.
(noun) One who book hoboes.
The hobo part of the term is derived from either the fact that you are mooching, you are to cheap or penniless to pay for the book, or you don't plan on giving the book a home.
Zack: So what did you do this weekend?
Hikaru: I book hoboed at Borders.
Zack: Yeah, they have a groovy manga section.
Building off of the definitions for candy flip, hippie flip, and Jedi flip, a hobo flop is the act of combining five (or more) drugs in a single session or day.
“Why hasn’t Russ spoken in three hours?”
“Oh, he hobo flopped today”