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basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down
i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash
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A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.
See also: Horizontal tango
Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?
Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...
Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.
I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.
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Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.
Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
Guy: Im gonna stick my tongue out horizontally
Girl: NOOOOO
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The act of or engaging in Sex.
"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"
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Making love but lying down.
Me and Peggy did the old horizontal Cha Cha last night.
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