humans

Almost everyone else who sent in a definition forgot to specify that only SOME humans are idiots. Others actually try to make the world a better place.

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Humanity

God's only mistake.

I hate all of humanity.

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humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.

Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!

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Human

An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.

The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl

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human

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

human-----ur a douchebag

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human

Snack.

I'd kill for a human right about now; My hunger is driving me crazy.

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Humaning

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.

Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”

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