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1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. so they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no real reason the iphone is not sold in Apple but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!
*goes to AT&T*
Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
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the best phone ever made, no joke this phone can play music, watch videos, surf the web, take pictures, run android, check mail, it can do works, many think that it is possible to "beat" the iphone but sadly it's been the best phone in the world since 2007 .
Harold: dude guess what
Leo: what ?
Harold: I have a fucking iPhone
Leo: i am so fucking jealous
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iPhone
the most amazing piece of technology of the 21st century. Revolutionized the way people access emails, use the web, send text messages.....oh, and it has those stupid little apps that we spend hours on, lol.
Lady #1: My husband just bought me an iPhone 4
Lady #2: Oh yeah? How do you like it?
Lady #1: It's AMAZING....I love it.
Lady #2: And.....how does HE like it?
Lady #1: Hmmmmmm, not so much! He's a Droid man!
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A collaboration of iphone and nation. Simply the mass users that experience the awesomeness apple has provided us. Also the majority of the world!
"Come on board and join the iPhonation, everyone is doing it!
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Someone who is so dependent on their iPhone that they can barely function without it.
Me: Do you know where the nearest subway stop is?
Matthew: I don't. Let's ask that iPhoner Sam.
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The only tool anyone will ever need. A new one comes out every other week and somehow gets more and more awesome. People pretend to hate it and play with their android in the corner of their moms basement and cry themselves to sleep evert night looking at the sickly android market. The iPhones will one day take over the world and you know you love it.
1: dude you've gotta see this video on YouTube (from android)
2: okay
1: hold on it's still loading
2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)
1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
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A very interestingly innovative device developed and created my Apple. It sports one button while everything else is controlled by the high resolution touch screen. It can do just about anything that any other cell phone can do such as internet, text messaging, etc. The iPhone is the first phone to have a media player (iTunes) as the synchronizing software for contacts as well as the music. The iPhone also has more applications than the Russians had people back in WW2.The iPhone is now available in 3G but only available for AT&T. AT&T charges more to use the iPhone than to use a data hogging HTC which makes absolutely no sense and is very unfair to those who favor Apple's product. Granted the AT&T customer service is good which is where Apple seems to be lacking in. The iPhone is one of the only new generation phones (for the price anyway) that can not do media messaging but is overcome by using e-mail as a loophole, can not do video (seriously why do cells have cams anyway), and has a glass screen (sorry guys it breaks pretty easily). The only true con this device has is possibly the battery. Battery life becomes terribly short even after a few months and is expensive to replace.
In summarization, the iPhone is a nifty all-in-one media device (this device is NOT recommended as a business phone so get a Blackberry or Palm) with a really clean OS and lots of features. It supports 3G and gets good coverage through AT&T. Just beware AT&T's high deposits and monthly payments. The device itself has a decent price so you can buy it and unlock it for use on other GSM services (T-Mobile!!). Just beware the glass screen and the battery life.
Check it out I got the iPhone 3G!
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