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A North Idaho is when you head north until you find a prostitute, ask her to give you a blow job, convince her to do it before she pays you and then cum in her eye and shout "North Idaho!" and run off without paying.
Fool: "Dude, run!!!"
Dude: "Why, fool?"
Fool: "I just North Idaho'd this bitch and her pimp is coming to get me!"
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The act of fucking a hot pocket of your choice, then proceeding to fuck, cum in, and finally consume the pocket.
"Damn I made the best Idaho Special of my life today"
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A large Mormon family that doesn’t understand what birth control is.
Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings
"Dude i cummed on her and gave her an idaho bagel"
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A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.
Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."
Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."
Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."
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When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.
Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.
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When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.
Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"
Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."
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