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Benjamin Goodman II

Benjamin Goodman II is the would-be sole heir of the massive fortune that was to be left for him by his well-known, and wildly popular, late father Benny Goodman, the famous jazz clarinetist from the swing era of the late 1920s to the 1950s.

Regrettably, the Goodman family fortune was lost when Turkey invaded Switzerland in 1934, devastating their economy. The invasion resulted in a severe depletion of the vast majority of the Goodman fortune that was contained in an esteemed Swiss bank. Benjamin II never received a cent of the massive fortune supposedly left for him by his late father.

Benjamin II spent most of his childhood in the Calgarian Jewish quarter, shining shoes for nickels and taking taking care of his mother. Benjamin would often spend whatever free time he could manage writing screenplays and scripts in his two story condominium, where he lived with his mother, as well as his beloved muskrat, Freckles.

As he entered adulthood, Benjamin II came to the bitter realization that no one wore shiny shoes anymore, so he began to struggle to meet the family's bills. Benjamin was forced to very reluctantly resign from his studies at his Christian school and look for full time work to support the family. Benjamin worked long, hard, brutal, and physically demanding days as a consultant for Maclean's magazine, where he met and became good friends with two work associates, Norman Lear and Bud Yorkin.

The three shared a passion for Black domestic comedy. Together, they experimented writing and filming various low budget sitcoms and short films. In 1974, Benjamin caught a break when CBS picked up the pilot for his sitcom, Good Times, which he had co-written with his close friends Bud and Norman. The show was an immediate hit, and the production team enjoyed unmitigated success in the late 1970s. Although Good Times went off the air in 1979, its popularity remained strong through the 1980s.

Unfortunately, as the popularity of Good Times wound down in the 1990s, Benjamin found his royalty checks gradually decreasing each month. He began to regret squandering so much of his wealth by betting on illegal horse wrestling and achieving an unrivaled stock majority in Enron.

Temporary lay offs... Good Times!
Easy credit rip offs... Good Times!
Scratching and surviving... Good Times!
Benjamin Goodman II... Good Times!

by Taco Watson June 21, 2006

73πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Queen Elizabeth II

She ran out of totemsπŸ’€

β€œDude did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died”

by killingmyselfrn September 10, 2022

75πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


menace II society

The best gangsta movie ever
-americas nightmare
young, black, and just don't give a fuck

Menace II society is a gangsta movie

by alex March 10, 2004

245πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Nigtard type II

A term used to describe a black person that has autism and diabetes type II and is a fat black retarded fuck that runs over niggas in his Stephen Hawking mobile.

Person 1: hey man you hear that a nigtard type II is moving here from Louisiana?

Person 2: yeah we gonna go beat his shit with a flamethrower and a dump truck on Friday.

by Seikinushi December 1, 2019

29πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


oppressor mk II

this is a weaponized vehicle in gta online used by 2 types of people little kids whos use there moms credit card on shark cards to buy it and laugh at killing you every 10 seconds or some modder who cheats to get money to buy it and keep killing you to get his KD up

oppressor mk II users have small pp

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021


Twin Towers II

What SHOULD be built at the World Trade Center site in New York City.

Twin Towers II is a collaboration between architects Ken Gardner and Herbert Belton (deceased November 29, 2005, RIP) that returns the Twin Towers to the New York skyline in a thoughtful manner. Standing at 115 stories each (which is an increase of 5 floors from the original), the towers are designed stronger, and thicker. The proposed monument to accompany Twin Towers II puts the current plan, otherwise known as the "Reflecting Absence" to shame. Instead of being below ground like Reflecting Absence, the memorial of Twin Towers II is above ground, set in the footprints of the original Twin Towers. The footprints of the original towers are flanked by pieces of the skeleton of the originals, leaving no doubt as to what happened on 9/11.

The plan has wide support among New Yorkers and Americans alike, most notably, when Donald Trump announced his support for the plan in May of 2005.The chances of this project coming to fruition, and overriding the TERRIBLE Freedom Tower design are quite good.

See the proposal at http://www.triroc.com/wtc

I'd rather die than see the Freedom Tower get built in Manhattan!

Twin Towers II is a much better solution!

by Cantor Fitzgerald February 16, 2006

43πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Queen Elizabeth II

An immortal that will never die and will rule England forever. She is currently 94 but will probably live till 1000.

Queen Elizabeth II has been alive for so long, I don't think she will ever die.

by JamesCharlesBootyCheeks June 2, 2020

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