Rural Dictionary

Bored

The only reason you are reading this is because you are bored. I mean who will look up the word bored in the urban dictionary unless they are really bored. I will type a bunch of random facts below hoping that whoever is reading this will stop being bored.

- flamingos are only pink because they eat algae

- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof

- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid

- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables

- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system

- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief

- you weigh less at night then you do during the day

- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist

- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages

- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention

- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper

- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored

by Ptarmiganfacts323 March 11, 2021

Bored

When u feel like u wanna do something. That empty feeling inside u that can only be described as nothing (and boredom)

Timothy: Man, I'm so bored.
James: Yeah. Want to play on the PS4?
Timothy: Alright.

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019