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A person who collects books, newspapers, articles, journals, ebooks, webpages, magazines or any medium of information but has never read them or does not plan to read them in the future. Just collects all kinds of information which will eventually clutter up his/her bookshelf, filing cabinet, drawer, chest, binder, hard-drive, floppy disk, cd, house etc.
Similar to an info junkie who collects all kind of information, but unlike an info junkie who uses the information, an information pack rat accomplishes nothing.
A person who takes out 10 library books at a time and reads none of them is kind of like an information pack rat except he/she does not get to keep the books.
Man! I have so many books on diverse subjects like philosophy , mathematics, cooking, rock n' roll history and politics and I've never finished reading either of them. Now I'm out $500 for buying these books and know nothing new. I'm such an information pack rat
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People who vote knowing little to nothing about the actual candidates as people; instead going by what they've heard in propaganda, who makes eloquent speeches, voting straight by party line, voting for candidates from whom they believe will give them special benefits, or who celebrities say to vote for.
Someone: I'm voting for who will pay my mortgage and get me a Obamaphone and Obamacard!
Someone: He gives such good speeches! Change we can believe in!
Someone else: I will be voting for the other candidate because I believe in more freedom, liberty and self-reliance. It must be embarrassing to always live off the taxpayer teet like you do. Maybe you're a low information voter...
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a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)
She is full of useless information.
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True crime shows used primarily by middle aged couples to get aroused. This phrase was coined by South Park in the season 17 episode of the same name.
Randy:"What is Minecraft, and how do you tame a horse in it?"
Stan:"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
Randy:"Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn!"
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To eat a dictionary and to take a dump
David grabbed his pen and took an informational dump on his paper.
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When the facts don't correspond to your warped version of reality
To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!
The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.
This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.
Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....
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