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An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
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Ejaculating on a person's face after having anal sex.
Guy 1: did you take that girl from the bar home with you last night?
Guy 2: yea, and I gave her a back door insult!
Guy 1: oh gross dude.
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A puppet dog that wears a fancy bowtie and constantly has a cigar in his mouth. His brand of comedy involves ruthless insults, mostly of celebrities and other famous people. Originally appeared on the Conan O'Brien show, but has made frequent appearances in other places. Currently he has "caroled" with Ozzy Osbourne and has his own music video on MTV called "I Keed" (that only shows late at night).
Snoop there's only room for one dog putz,
And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts?
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Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.
Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."
Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."
A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.
Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
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hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"
Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!
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Name of the puppet host of a comedy short on the Conan O'Brien late night talk show, voiced by Robert Schmeigel. The main theme of the short sketches usually involves Truimph heaping loads of ridicule on various groups or individuals with comedic intent.
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