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Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.

"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 2, 2005

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intelligent-dumbass

"Intelligent-dumbass" can be defined as an individual who possesses a high level of intellectual capability, often measured by a high IQ, but consistently displays a tendency to perform simple tasks or make decisions in a foolish, silly, or inept manner. This term highlights the paradoxical combination of intelligence and a lack of practical wisdom or common sense in certain aspects of their behavior.

For him to have a 146 IQ , but burn boiling water he’s an intelligent-dumbass

by BAHY DEFUHNISHUHN August 30, 2023


Dumbfoundingly intelligent

When you are soooo intelligent it’s shocking to even believe its true

Nadira is Dumbfoundingly intelligent

by Amazing dad August 20, 2019


sidewalk intelligent

A sub par or inferior level of street smarts.

The man was struck by a car while crossing the road. Friends claimed he was never street smart. ..only sidewalk intelligent!

by Mattayo89 November 15, 2014


Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

by BirdBrain9090 October 15, 2015


Fartificial Intelligence

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.

When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.

by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022


Artifellatial Intelligence

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.

Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 26, 2020