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Smug, yet insecure person who would believe in every lie being told; a snake whisperer; Believes lies all their lives.
Another meaning to "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire".
You are absolutely 100% pure butane jackass. You really believe that George Bush really made America great.
That douchebag that keeps commenting on your and your friends' statuses and keeps joining wall conversations when clearly not wanted around. Hardly anyone ever responds to any of his posts, ever, regardless of whether he directly asks someone a question through a comment. Usually also an annoying jackass that keeps hanging around you and your friends in real life and doesn't pick up the countless hints that no one likes him. The only reason why people ever accepted his friend requests was to not look like a jerk. Very similar to a facebook obligate friend.
Mike: Lost a bet to Steve
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again
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Group started by Ivan , ALC89, Mamut, Mayin and Wamishi,
Puertoriccan Jackass Beginning
They started on the year 2009 on a barbecue at one of the guys place, and out of boredom they started playing hot potato with hot coals, here we see for the first time this crew that would be big on the former bragster, and performing every request the fans would ask of them, when i asked their manager all she could say was that they do it because, they want to show that Puertoricans are not as lame as the guys you can see on youtube, and also that they did it for fun pure and simple, just cause the wanted to not because they had to, and that they were not looking for any 5 seconds of fame or anything. This group is made of friends and family, relationships born at childhood or infancy.
Puertoriccan Jackasses
Ivan born on June 1988 on Puerto Rico , He is like the mad scientist of the group, he makes any invention that might be needed and usually suggested the most painful stunts, hes what i like to call one of the faces of the group.
ALC89 born on 1989 on Puerto Rico, Hes one of the other faces of the group and believe it or not this guy its a very mean player on the realm of xbox 360, and now on the xbox one, have made my brother play with him games to see his game style, hes wicked and very dangerous, on Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty, i would refer to him as a xbonian spartan. He performs stunts and he is also one of the faces.
Mamut born on 1990 on Puerto Rico Also a face of the group hes a hardcore music afficionado, apparently knows quite a few about music and also plays ps3 as hanzotori , although never seen him play, he makes stunts and talks on intros, also he is a prankster, and enjoys the pain and suffering of others.
Mayin born on 1990 on Puerto Rico funny voice talents, really cool performer likes the island folklore music called as regaeton, performer, par time voice.
Wamishi (AKA Pinky) by the way he squeals and sometimes talks all you are missing is a troz or poing. Performer and comedy of the crew
All of this fellows are performers but also enforcers and are always picking on the lower ranks if you will of this group..
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Extremely stupid, some to pop his spring
It doesn't take much to pop his spring, just do something jackass stupid.
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Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass
egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
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Beyond a goat rodeo. A higher level of mayhem and chaos, caused by poor planning.
The original plan to move 20 servers was a goat rodeo, as it was not properly planned. The follong morning, the fallout turned it into a complete jackass festival.
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One who sits around for 30 years only wondering about other people in relation to his lack of clean clothing or prepared food; but never taking a moment to ponder the needs of those lowly individuals stuck with the task of feeding and cleaning him.
Ungrateful Jackass: "Sitting on my ass with a stupid look on my face and never bothering to appreciate anything is heaven!"
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