Crazy Jedi

1.) A jedi from the Star Wars series who has gone mad

2.) an awsome peep who loves metal
(See God)

Peep 1. Crazy Jedi Roxxerz my Boxxerz!!!!

Crazy Jedi. Yeah d00d

Peep 2. lolz

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Neo Jedi

The gayest of all gay sex acts, named for its inventor.

To be accomplished, the bottom must have a rectal yeast infection at the time and the top cannot have washed his cock in at least a month.

The top buttfucks the bottom bareback while having to take a huge piss. After the top cums, he leaves his dick in the bottom's cornhole and empties his bladder into the bottom's rectum.

Immediately after the top pulls out, he plugs the bottom's distended balloon knot with three ungreased pool balls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters "F A G".

The mixture of cum, head cheese, shit, KY, piss, santorum, duck butter and ass yeast are then left to ferment for three weeks minimum.

After fermentation, the pool balls are shat out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpan for an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed jizz rag and served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberries and layered with fresh santorum to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.

Our Neo Jedi last night was the best

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jedi training

A sexual position in which the girl gives the guy a piggyback ride but he is low enough to fuck her ass or pussy. Add a twist by having the girl start running.

Adrienne loves jedi training with Connor.

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Air Jedis

A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.

I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.

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Jedi Knight

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects

"All I have left to learn is to levitate objects and i will be the most kickass jedi ever!"

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jedi pimp

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies

look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!

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Urban Jedi

(Noun) A person who has mastered thier role in urban society, such that they have become one who can use the skills they have obtained to do much anything.

(synonyms)
-Jack of all trades
-Urban Ninja
-Jay

"He sure is an Urban Jedi"
"fuck yah, its intence"

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